bean dip

a funny word known as to scooping one or anothers boob.

i tried to bean dip marlie but there was nothing to dip...

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bean ball

A ball that hits the batter. Batter automatically gets to take first base. If bases are loaded, he gets an RBI (although in this case it's more a run beaned in then batted in ;) )

OUCH, again with the bean ball? Come on umpire, eject this maniac!

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slut bean

short,slightly chubby whore who throws her self at men. usally knowing she's going to get rejected

that girl is such a slut bean

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Old bean

Term of endearment used by men when addressing an old friend, emphasising that you are pleased to see him.
It is absolutely neutral, and if anything a bit fuzzy warm.
Very Wodehousian.

Good to see you again, old bean!
Best of luck, old bean!
Still married to that gorgeous blonde, old bean?

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bean machine

see rice rocket - but with a Hispanic influence and/or driver. Found all over America, but more common in Texas and California, Honda Civics and similar cars are tricked out and ghetto-ized by more and more Mexicans and hispanics every day.

Cars are easily identified by hanging Mexican, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Guatemalan, etc. flags hanging from the rear-view mirror.

Guy 1) Man, did you see that rice rocket fly by with the 4 foot tall spoiler?
Guy 2) No bro - there was the red, white and green hangin - that was a bean machine.

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Magical Beans

Code Name for Drugs

'yo dudee gimme some of them magical beans'

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beans on toast

adj. describes something that it is really good, not completely spectacular perhaps, but definitely worth praising. If it's extra special, 'beans on toast with cheese on top' is also appropriate.

As an aside, I'd like to take issue with 'anonymous' who has also posted a definition of 'beans on toast'.

Firstly, is this website a recipe board of some sort? Don't the definitions have to have an alternative or slang meaning? Will we be seeing 'cheeseburger, a beef patty between two halves of a sesame seed bun' on here next?

Secondly, not even the British consider beans on toast a delicacy. It's a quick and easy snack, that's all.

Thirdly, 'why do you need the toast?' Why not have toast? Do you only ever eat one food group at a time? Are you saying you'd eat spaghetti bolognese without the spaghetti? Or is this some sort of Atkins diet concern you have?

Aaaand relax...

"Did you see the new series of Spaced?"

"Yeah, that programme is beans on toast."

"...with cheese on top."

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