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The guy a girl always comes running back to with all her problems she's afraid her friends would judge her for. Best guy friends are different from your regular guy friends because you can talk to them them about anything and they tend to be very sympathetic and caring. Either the guy or the girl friend at one time or another complains about being in the friend zone but neither one of them actually does anything about it. Rumors often circle around that you and your best guy friend are dating and he'll often smile and respond with a shy "nah". There is often cute flirtatious tension between you and your best guy friend.
Girl: Period cramps make me look and feel like shit today.
Best Guy Friend: Aww no, you look gorgeous. I wish I could make you feel better somehow :(
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when you get sick of your bitchy friends, look to your best guy friend, he will always be there for you, and if he isn't then he's not your BEST GUY FRIEND.
your best guy friend and you, should have a bond.
not like you'd have with a girl , no matter what what you say, or make your self believe, YOU are in love with him !
you'll always love him, you'll always have feelings for him.
and one, i guarantee has a sexual bond with him.
girl: FUUUCK YOU !
best guy friend: if you want ;)
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When you are forced to be phony friends with someone you hate due to sharing the same work environment.
Mary: "Wow, did I just see you talking and laughing with Jane?"
Sarah: "Ya, she was transferred to our project - so now we're on the same team and are BFF's"
Mary: "Really? I thought you hated her?"
Sarah: "Oh I hate her fucking face. We're Best Fake Friends now."
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Any week of a month you and your best friends can grab each others ass when ever you all want. But only on grab your best friends ass week
bestie, it’s grab your best friends ass week
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Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!
Ask your best friend that you have a crush out day!
You: “hey how you doing” keep it simple like friend related then wait for them to respond them:“hey,I’m doing good how about you”you: “I’m doing good can I tell you something? Them: “yes what is it?” You: do I have this crush but don’t know how to tell him/her” them: “just tell him/her that you like them” you: ok then I like you and I have feelings for you!” It’s national ask your best friend out day!!
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*Not to be confused with "one of the guys" or "girlfriend"
The girl who befriends the wierd kid with pink hair, ACDC shirts, and floppy skate shoes in middle school. The girl who is completely unaware that this awkward, scrawny kid will eventually become the guy of her dreams. The girl that thinks she's just being nice but all the sudden realizes she's not just nice, but lucky. As time goes on she realizes she has become his "bro" and, in his eyes, is no longer a specimin in his dating pool. She has to act as though she's interested in hearing him ramble on about the hott girl he met in physics or the 'totally sick' new deathcore band he just downloaded on to his iPhone1700. The girl who has to sit there and watch him snuggle up with another chick who looks just like her and pretend she has no idea that she's the third wheel. She's the girl who when she says she's 'confused' on where their relationship stands and he pulls something out of his ass like:
"Oh, I know how the lines can get blurred sometimes. It's cool dude."
- (as if you had just apologized)
Being the "best girl friend" is almost like being the average looking sidekick to the sexy super hero. Sure, it's awesome to be seen with him...but who ever notices her? She's the girl who wants what she can't have and the boy...is all too oblivious.
You're my best girl friend, dude. Our relationship is awesome. Why would you want to screw that up?
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