Betty hair

A polite way to refer to ones pubic hair.

I can tell I'm getting old, I found my first grey Betty hair today.

Aunt Betty

A relative or friend who shamelessly asks insensitive and/or inappropriate questions usually pertaining to “the elephant in the room”.

Aunt Betty asked a same sex couple “who is on top”?

betty ford speedball

Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.

I drank way to much last night I need a Betty Ford speedball