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terror bird

A female who suffers from pathological narcissism or the aggressive form of borderline personality disorder. Bird is slang for woman in many parts of the world. Prehistoric terror birds (scientific name Phorusrhacids) were carnivorous, flightless apex predators 1-3 meters tall.

These people can be difficult to screen out because they are often very good at hiding their real selves, especially the narcissistic types. In addition they are frequently physically attractive. Includes gold digger types.

Jane is just a terror bird who'll help you spend as much of your money as she can and then dump you.

by Cumbre Vieja March 21, 2015


fine as a bird

whenever you’re talking about someone or somebody and you think they’re hot and you say they’re fine as a bird meaning they’re good looking

bro that emma girl from the billie eilish concert was fine as a bird

by mae williams July 29, 2019


Bird Flu

The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature footballs and always losing at ping pong and related bar games.

Damn, that sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.

by The Learned Hand October 29, 2013


Mine that Bird

Outdo yourself.

Newby Jake: "I've got a sales presentation against 4 veterans."
The Boss: "Mine that Bird, Jake.

by GRoberts May 5, 2009


bird-tation

When one has a bird-tation it means they have messed up.

This is derived from Serene Branson' botched news report on CBS the night of the Grammys.

Also could be spelled berdtation or even birtation

I had a bird-tation and spilled ketchup all over my blazer.

by ChrisTechTV March 1, 2011


Trash bird

A seagull.

Damn dude, look at all those trash birds!

by Gtgtgtgt November 10, 2018


Moses Bird

A Bird at the San Diego Zoo that watches over all the other birds in its aviary.

The Moses Bird sat watching all of its fellow birds eat merrily.

"Let my Birdies Go"

by General Howard February 2, 2008