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The ack of gently plowing a classy sluts honey pot from behind while she is blind folded. Then pulling the blind fold off abruptly only to nut in her eyes. She will then react by yelling nay nay!!!
Doggy style is for beginners. I gave my bestist girl, Beverly, the blind pony last night, she loved it. Now I know she's a keeper!
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Blind racer is a superhero from the world of Gaia. He lost his eye sight when he was a small boy in a terrible meteor shower. While still eager to have a normal life, he joined the track team at his junior high school. He didn't know it, but there was a meteor fragment lodged in his brain that sends transmissions all over his body and increase his speed ten fold. As he matured, so did his powers and he soon became the fastest Gaian in the world.
Blind Racer zoomed by faster than cheese can mold.
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Proformning a stupid act, over the simplest thing.
Scott felt like a blind dyslexic over the sport's play he saw five minutes ago.
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This is no ordinary fanny
This is premium succulent,salty tasty moist minted M&S fanny, served with lashings of devonshire cream cheese.
You want it!!!
*see britney spears pics* she is always ready to let people peer through her lamb blinds.
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Dick blind....a penis that doesn't care about looks weight or beauty. Penis blind to anything other than getting a nut usually a great wingman is dick blind
I wouldn't bang that chick cause she's nasty af....but my boy is dick blind he'll fuck her.
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This is any date at any time with any person. It could be a random person, or someone you have been dating for years. Do you ever really know the other person? I think not. Love is blind.
Dick to Susie (on a blind date after they've been dating for three months): Wanna have a three some?
Susie to Dick: Jesus you're such a dick.
Susie (to herself): When did Dick become such a perv? This was a bad idea.
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A sexual act starting in doggy style. When the guy is about to climax, he pulls out then spits on her back, making her think he has climaxed. When she turns around you give it to her in the face, while yelling "Blind Sailor!"
My girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her the ol' Blind Sailor
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