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vacuum breakfast

A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.

Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.

I woke up this morning, and was so hungry I had a vacuum breakfast.

by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010


breakfast afterglow

The look on someone's face when they had a delicious and filling breakfast and the look as if they just had amazing sex

John.."Hey Ryan you look super content did you just get laid?" Ryan... "No I just really enjoyed that breakfast!" John... "it looks like you have breakfast afterglow!"

by Romandell October 21, 2017


Public breakfast

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"

Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.

by Thethekvr April 2, 2014


complete breakfast

A term for something that you like very much.

"Have you heard the new Maroon 5 single? Now that's part of a complete breakfast!"

by The Shoeless May 10, 2015


Polish breakfast

It is when you dont have a room at the hotel but you still eat their breakfast (basicly being a theif)

Ben dover :All of the food places here is very expelsive

Mike hunt : we can just have a polish breakfast at the hotel

by Hard_willy July 26, 2022


Breakfast duo

The sexual , yet painful act of cooking scrambled eggs with a friend and rubbing your moist balls on the eggs with your friend until you both ejaculate, blowing your load all over the eggs and proceeding to eat them with your buddy.

This morning was amazing me and colton preformed the breakfast duo, the best way to start the day off right!

by The cup of cum April 18, 2017


Breakfast Walk

An early morning walk by a junkie, in search of a final fix.

Epileptic scarecrow type person usually walking erratically during breakfast hours high outta their mind, known as doing the Breakfast walk

by Noticatoxin January 16, 2011