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The act of a man ejaculating in a girl's pubic hair, waiting two weeks without her cleaning her pubes, and then picking out the little hardened peices of semen, and letting her swallow them like pills.
Stacey: Hey Suzy, are you hungry?
Suzy: No, I'm full from the Chicago Concrete Jungle Billy gave me a few minutes ago.
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When one special Buddie takes and oxy acetylene torch and rams it into the other special Buddie's ass. The fire then travels through the body and out the mouth resembling a dragon breathing fire.
Dude last night my special Buddie gave me a Chicago cave dragon and i almost burnt down my house!
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Have your partner poop on pizza dough in a deep dish pan. Cover it with pizza sauce and cheese. Bake it at 375 for 18-20 minutes. While your partner is eating the pizza, ejaculate on his/her face, then punch them in the stomach.
Hey, have you had our famous Chicago Deep Dish pizza?
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A Chicago Deep dish is when an uncircumcised man pulls his dick skin up and over head of his penis creating a small well and then another man ejaculates into that well.
It took some goading but my buddy Carl finally gave me the Chicago deep dish I have been begging for.
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This is the Chicago Style Blowjob, Surprise variant.
This time, instead of ya girl giving you a blowjob with you dick in a hot-dog bun with mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog), you put your ween in said bun and surprise her (or him, we don't judge) by sticking the Chicago Style Ween in her puss or Bunghole.
I was feeling a little spicy last night, and you know my girl likes surprises, so I gave her the Chicago Style Surprise.
Michael was being a real d*ck, so I gave him a Chicago Style Surprise he would never forget.
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When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.
Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!
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The physical act of plowing an ugly and/or nasty chick. See also: Chicago.
Guy 1: "So, what did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I had some Chicago deep-dish."
Guy 1: "Oh yeah? Where'd you get that?"
Guy 2: "Yo momma!"
Guy 1: "You nasty playa!"
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