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A school consisting of assholes and mexicans. A great school if you are looking to get pregnant before you turn 11. Although the school has good athletics, mainly the cross country team, also known for running from the cops every sunday afternoon.
1: Didn't you go to Carl Sandburg Middle School?
2: Yea, I ran for the cross country team. Practices were mostly running from cops, though....
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he is the sexiest man alive and his bright blue eyes will make you fall in love with him. He is strong, Healthy, Intelligent and loveable. He is caring and trustable. If he ever gets a girlfriend he will treat her really good. He will go to the gym every day. he is fast and loves athletics. He will have a great job and will earn lots of money.
Carl-Dominik Von Harrach
Oral sex after anal sex. A hooker usually is paid $200 for this. Sucking a cock after ass-fucking
That nasty bitch let me give her a Hot Carl.
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One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."
Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."
After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.
A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.
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freeze a piece of shit to use for sexual play.
Before an erotic night of passion, take a dump and place in the freezer until frozen solid. Place on your lover's chest and titty fuck them! Now you have a sub zero carl!
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n. - same as "OLD CHICAGO STYLE" except to add vomitting on the felator's back.
This chick prefers her hot carl "dream style".
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In order for a "hot carl" to be "old chicago style" it has to be done in a public bathroom.
my girlfriend likes to give me a hot carl-"old chicago style" every time we go out to eat at mc marios
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