The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

carrot o’clock

the time to get absolutely fucked

it’s carrot o’clock mate

Carrot cutter

Someone who is so dumb the only job suitable for them is cutting carrots.

Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter

Or

You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!

The color of a carrot

i think it is a,i think it is a carrot

carrot is the color of a carrot

carrots and breadsticks

when your friend or someone you know screws someone who they are not supposed to. For example their professors, cousins etc

Carrots and breadsticks! You did the carrots and breadsticks..... you whore

Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.

Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!

id carrot that

i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.

positively entertaining :)

boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that