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carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.

The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.

by pdtd April 10, 2022


Carrot Man

A figment of your imagine even though its real

Rin we just saw Carrot Man?”
I fucking hate you

by Regurk April 16, 2021


Carrot Man

Logan Doig

Carrot Man deserves the death penalty as he is a ranga.

by JoshuaHawkins September 03, 2024


Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies

The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”

by Teddyravish December 01, 2020


carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots

Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!

by daboomtish February 29, 2016


Human Carrot

Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best

Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019


Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".

Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what

by EricShun808 March 16, 2021