When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
Someone who is so dumb the only job suitable for them is cutting carrots.
Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter
Or
You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!
i think it is a,i think it is a carrot
carrot is the color of a carrot
when your friend or someone you know screws someone who they are not supposed to. For example their professors, cousins etc
Carrots and breadsticks! You did the carrots and breadsticks..... you whore
A nerdy ass cat bitch who gets Id'd at the tarvern on a Friday night what a loser.
Oooh wow mouth carrot...... what a loser