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An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!
Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
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Me: *what a catch donnie comes on* ERMAGAWD NO!
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The first pee in the morning. The first morning urine.
Pathologist: When was the last time you went to the toilet?
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.
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Something you say when a friend, family member, or stranger yanks your vape, blunt, dab pen, or literally anything that makes you high, out of your hand or mouth.
Timothy: *holds dab pen*
Kyle: *yanks it out of his hand*
Timothy: "Bro are you tryna catch a dizzy or sumthin?"
Kyle: "Yeah brother." *catches dizzy*
When one farts and some one asks what's that smell ?, you reply with the catch of the day.
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A term used to say imma be yo but up.
Ready to catch hands
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When you are caught in the difficult situation of wanting to do a fart, but not being entirely sure that you may crap your pants first.
Gatsby lent over and said,
"check this fart out old sport!"
Soon after a squelching sound emanted from his backside, accompanied by a terrible smell and a look of horror on Gatsby's face.
"Looks like you played Catch Twenty-Poo and lost my dear fellow" I chuckled.
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