Christopher

a guy thats obsessed with valorant when hes only a bronze

also a simp

also ranked #1 as most common gay name

Christopher: "yoo i aced last night"

Christopher

ur a basic white bitch who belongs to the hillz. u have blond hair and blue eyes and had a glow up in 7t grade (jk)

Christopher also known as the bitch of the hillz

Christopher

If your meet a Christopher they will be very loyal and give you the biggest smile. they might get hot headed a lot when you mess with him or his friends. He might be stubborn you will always see his nose stuck in a book. He loves his family and friends with all his heart he will never let you down when he makes his promise. He'll probably look mean but give him a talk he might even wright his number on a gum wrapper. If I missed anything just comment😉

Christopher is really the man for me.

Christopher

Stupid pig or something idk

“Hey you know Christopher?”

“Oh, that old thing? He’s just a stupid pig.”

“Yeah that’s what I said...”

Christopher

He is a caring guy that loves the girl Theresa because she is really cute pretty and funny and caring she makes him laugh when he needs it

Christopher Love's theresa because she is cute pretty and funny

Christopher

Christopher is a lover and she loves the girl Theresa because she is beautiful inside and out and she has the cutest laughter and she is very short

Christopher loves Theresa because she is beautiful and cute and sweet and thoughtful.

Christopher

(Nov. 18th)
The other half to your heart. Your favorite soul. The person you feel like you can completely be yourself around. A boy who is intuitive and artistic. philosophical and deep, but also a huge dumbass in all the best ways. Christopher is a boy who is destined to move the world. Christopher is the one who you’ll never get over, the one who you’ll always hold hope for that he will come back to you one day not knowing why he left. Christopher is the greatest joy and greatest pain you will ever experience. He is the boy who is your twin flame and best friend. He is undoubtedly forever the person who you’ll understand more than anyone else, and even if you are 5,000 km away, and torn apart by bad circumstances, you’ll always hold him in your heart as if you are sitting right next to him, stroking his hair and making stupid jokes. Christopher is the boy who you would write anonymous definitions about in case he ever saw it, he is the person you would cross oceans for and write poems to and hold him when he cried. He is who you’d write songs about for the rest of your life. Not because he’s some paradigm, but because what you had together was so fucking special and incredible. He is flawed and indecisive and nervous, but in time he would hopefully realize how much you meant to him if you gave him time and patience.

“It’s so unfair what happened to them, ___ and Christopher proved to me that true love was real, they deserve better”
“She really loves Christopher- He’s like the male counterpart to her.”
“Christopher just needs time i think, he is so lost in himself, and in so much conflict, it wouldn’t be good for you anyways to be with him. give Christopher space.”