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What psychopath would eat cold oatmeal
Bob: hey person 1, person 2 was caught eating cold oatmeal.
Person1: disgusting what type of person would do that
When you had the flu or the cold and you recover from it, but still have a buildup of phlegm and mucus in your throat which makes you cough up into someones face. Then they somehow get sick even though you are no longer contagious and they blame it on you.
I am innocent and your accusations are bullshit, it's just a Phantom Cold for fucks sake!
a human who loves ducks, for some reason, plays geometry dash, makes levels, does youtube videos
anyone who eats a duck will be haunted by this man
beware and make peace with ducks, for your own safety
Cold GD Is a human
When you proceed to jam ice up someones ass, then you ram your penis into their ass hole.
kalvin gave modo a cold shibal and modo loved it.
The cold that all gays get during/after Pride. Generally refers to colds spread specifically during a Pride that follows one or more years of Pride being canceled, which causes everyone's immune system to weaken. Gay cold are especially common when the reason Pride was canceled the previous 1+ years was because of a global pandemic that left everyone in lockdown at home, for months on end, without exposure to a statistically significant number of other gays each week to keep the immune system hardy.
"I know I didn't get COVID because I'm vaccinated, so why do I feel like I have a cold?"
"It's the gay cold. Remember, Pride was last weekend?"
"Oh yeah that's right. It's definitely just the gay cold, not COVID. Thanks for reminding me."
"No problem! I gave it to you, the least I can do is let you know what it is."
A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month.
I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.
The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).
btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.
The cold shower (or TCS) is a site created by the awesome B. and it's dedicated to Robert Pattinson. It's also well known about the Robporn (see definition). It's not fitting for people under 18 or people who are prudish enough to not appreciate a good naughty fun. Also on a side note the followers of this site (usually women) like to call themselves Rob_h00rs. The site has nothing to do with Twilight (the books or the movies). It's all about Rob. So please haters should stay away.
"I'm going to check The cold shower for some new good Robporn."
"Did you saw the picture on The cold shower. It was so hot."
"Oh you are such a Rob_h00r! You spend all your free time on The cold shower."