cooking on gas

feeling giddy in the head, so happy that you could bust

"Since I found this new girl I'm just cooking on gas."

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cooked ass

when you slip to the barbeque cooker and burned your butt

OUCH! i slipped and now have a cooked ass!

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Cook-The-Feared

n. 1) Huge Blizzard fan, RTS Enthusist. 2.) Someone Representing T-F

Cook-The-Feared is a nice guy

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Ray Cook

A lit ass kid that goes all the hoes and doesn’t give a fuck about what anyone says

Damn that kid is definitely a ray cook

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cooking the books

In that TWIX commercial where the girl makes the fool out of herself. She says, "Old man Perkins is cooking the books." In front of Old man Perkin's daughter

"Old man perkin's is cooking the books"

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let him cook

let him do his thing

nigga 1: ayo i see my boy rizzing that girl over there, lemme go dap him up.

nigga 2: nahhh bro not right now, let him cook.

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how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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