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The worst opinions about media: (ei. Movies, video games, tv shows)
Person 1: Hey did you hear that Gianni thinks Clone Wars is bad?
Person 2: Yeah, straight Cottone Opinion
The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.
When you gotta poop right away. Because your poop is touching your cotton under wear.
Hey man; I gotta go take a shit right now! It's knockin on cotton!!
dry lips; the feeling you get when you need chapstick
Wow, I’ve got cotton lips. I need chapstick!!
The act of ricing a Japanese car, but done by black people.
Hey man, you see that thugged out RX-8? Who puts port holes, DUB rims, and candy paint on a Mazda? They need to stop cottoning nice cars and go back to their donks.
When one twink rolls his hips in a circular motion over another twinks dick.
"I know you like dick from a bear, but have you tried cotton candy fucking?"
Stunned, shocked, truly gifted
Sitting at a table with all eyes on me, I feel molly cottoned!!!!