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A kook of the day is a kook (a person who thinks or says they can surf but can’t) who does something extremely kooky or embarrassing.
Did you see Sara wipe out on that wave? She was the kook of the day for sure.
On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)
Person1: here’s your chair day present
Person2: oh no
*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021
Police: why did you push her
Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig
(Pig= police)
A day stallion occurs when a person is forced awake by laughter as a result of a hilarious situation unfolding in their dream. It is the exact opposite of a nightmare. Can occur during night or day, provided subject is sleeping.
*wakes laughing* Oh my god. I just had the most vivid day stallion!
phrase - whenever you get up and ready for school, drink coffee, shower, the whole shabang, then school gets cancelled and you can't go back to bed.
John: Alright, time for school.
Joe: School's cancelled.
John: Man! I can't go back to bed.
Joe: Snow dayed. Ouch.
dedicating an entire day, entirely to smoke weed
Jay, or J.. refers to a Joint
the crew and I are gonna skip school Friday and have a Jay Day
Day is one of the sweetest people you could know. Her charm and witty sense of humor make her someone that everybody wants to be around. Day is insanely easy-going. So much so that she will sit through movies that she doesn't even like or listen to music that she hates just to keep you happy. Whenever you are feeling stressed out or worried about something, you know that you can go to Day with your concerns. Finally, Day is gorgeous. Her beauty is something that she will deny to you, but this is only because she is so humble.
"Wow I wish I knew that girl Day (name) better. She is the best."
A holiday celebrated when your birthday is also Valentine's Day (February 14th)
Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."