what cralwed up your ass and died

whats is your problem.
jb

your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died

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Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

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boy what you doin in dis neighborhood?!

usually the last thing a white person visiting compton hears before he is either beaten or shot by a group of angry men.

the lesson: watch yo back in compton!

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Ob-La-Di-Ob-La-Da

A simplified way of saying, "Life goes on". The phrase first came to be in the popular beatles song by the same name, and since then, has became an extremely common phrase in pop and youth culture.

One of the more common scenarios for using "Ob-La-Di-Ob-La-Da"

Exemplified Man #1: "Hey man, what's cracka-lackin?"
Exemplified Man #2: "My boss denied me the f@#$%ng promotion I've been wanting due to my 'repulsive hygiene'..."
Exemplified Man #1: "Well, you could always try using--"
Exemplified Man #2: "Ob-La-Di-Ob-La-Da!"
Exemplified Man #1: "Uhmm... What?"
Exemplified Man #2: "Ob-La-Di-Ob-La-Da... You know! (sings) Ob-La-Di-Ob-La-Da, life goes on, Bra---"
Exemplified Man #1: "Oh, Now I see! You are using 'Ob-La-Di-Ob-La-Da' as slang for 'life goes on'- which, everyone knows are the following lyrics in the popular, yet obnoxious Beatles tune! Such an obviously interpretable phrase should be used more often! I too, am going to begin using this phrase commonly in my speech!"

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Hi Di Ho Ya Fuckin' Bitch

Expletitive shout or cheer. Often used as, but not limited to, a surprise announcement. Can also be used as a greeting.

In your face bitch - hidy fuckin ho!

Abbreviated by: HHYFB

Ben is taking a shit. Nick pops up out of the bathtub and surprises him, "HIDY HO YA FUCKIN BITCH!!!!"

It's 4am and you are still up and getting drunker. It's time to make some phone calls. "Hi Di Ho Ya Fuckin' Bitch!!!!"

You are too drunk to drive home from a party, you decide to sleep in the back of your friends moving van - on your walk to the van you realize how terrible the night of sleep will be - you think about how crappy it is to sleep rolled up in moving pads - you decide to tie shopping carts to cars with fishing line. "HI DE HO YA FUCKIN BITCH!!!!!"

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Did you hear Billy Mays Died?

Response to someone bringing up old information as breaking news.

Late, uninformed guy: "Hey guys, did you hear the Yankees won the 2009 World Series?"

Quick witted guy: "Hey, did you hear Billy Mays died?"

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Furry Fox Dies Robbing Lion Furry

A movie from the late 1600s with furrys

Furry Fox Dies Robbing Lion Furry was a good movie showing that f u rays will always die