Faggot who plays rocket league until 3 am every night
"No way u Dan arbeled last night!"
"Ya bro I got 2 hours of sleep"
When you have to think of something, but you're too stupid (as a nice way to put it) to actually think.
A more idiotic version of the noodle dance
I had to nodl dan to think of a excuse for being late to school.
Dan The Man is a person called Daniel and he is supper good and amazing at everything!!
Friend 1: Hey! who’s that boy in our class called who is super good at everything?
Friend 2: Ohhh! you mean Dan The Man?!
Friend 1: Yeahhh!
A man, usually by the name of Dan, Daniel, Danny, who is know for his heroic acts.
Dan is the man whose most intelligent and all amazing. He’s practically a genius. Dan is the man with the plan.
That man, he’s a, “Dan the man.”
Wow, “Dan the man.”
A Dan moment is when you do something incredibly dumb and it causes you to be the center of harsh jokes that never end.
"I think my leg just shrank!"
"Thats a Dan moment."
A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.
I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.
1.(verb) A Dan Zermansky is a massive neek but he is actually quite funny. He has a massive jewfro and a tiny pe........ .....t dead spider. He is also a massive fan of the U.S.S.R
"hey man did you hear about the new kid at school?"
"Yeah apparently he is a real dan zermansky"
"oh I'll make sure to start up the russian revolution 2.0 with him"