Pseudo-Dating

The act of partaking in platonic activites with a member of the opposite sex which, while appearing innocent on the surface, may be construed as inappropriate by a significant other. Pseudo-dating often involves mild flirtation and may progress to actual "dating" down the road.

My boyfriend gets very uncomfortable when I go on pseudo-dates with my handsome coworker.

I stopped pseudo-dating after we became serious because I wouldn't want him to do it to me.

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Coffee Date

The awkward, yet most common way for young adults to catch up in public. A coffee date is a good way to see someone you need to in a low-key way with a short time frame. Often used when coming home from college for breaks or catching up with old friends found on Facebook.

Person One: "Hey! We need to catch up soon! I miss you!"
Person Two: "Agreed! Coffee date soon?"

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three dates

When a guy goes out with a coochie mama and after 3 dates he has yet to make a move even though said coochie mama is gagging for a fudding.

Pat:so how did last night go?
Don:ah it was ok
Pat:so you get some?
Don:No we just had a drink
Pat:not even a tongue tussle after three dates?either you're gay or you're a three dates don, u fag!!

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pre-date

The initial informational-interview type meeting with someone met through an online dating service.

Typically involves a drink, right after work, during the week. Sometimes this psuedo-date can carry over into dinner if both parties are interested.

Fifi is getting tired of the same ol'pre-date format. She'd rather take a walk in the park.

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sexperation date

When there is a definite end date to your sexual encounter. Two people involved in a sexual experience that has an end date due to location, timing, marriage, etc.

Oh man, I really dig this chick, but she is moving to Staten Island next week, so there is a sexperation date to our relationship.

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Date Ratist

Play on words of "date rapist." Somebody who rates people while on a date.

I went out with Chris the other day and I could just tell he was a date ratist.

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surprise date

When a guy asks a girl to hang out and then acts like it's a date. It's a good way to stay away from rejection, but also a good way to never get a girl.

Sally-"OMG John just pulled a surprise date on me, SO AWKWARD."

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