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A man’s limp Richard after spreading mannaise on his lady’s beaver box.
“Me and the missus pokey, prickled, and gooed all night, then I went to bed with a dead skunk.”
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Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!
Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!
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One of the most innovative and entertaining horror films ever made. Directed by acclaimed director Sam Raimi in 1981, this movie has accumulated an army of fans over the years. This film goes to show you that not only do they not "make em' like they used to" but directors don't need fancy effects and a multimillion dollar budget to make a quality film. If you are into zombie movies, or are a horror movie buff, or have always wanted to see a woman raped by a tree this movie is right up your alley.
Horror movies today are nothing compared to classics like Evil Dead
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A girl who doesn't move while having sex and let her partner do all the job.
1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.
2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.
3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.
The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding
awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated
1) when you don't want to go to sleep but aren't awake enough to do something productive.
2) similar to being a vegetable, except you are locked away in the awesomeness of your currently being binge watched TV show.
3) when you are so pissed off at/about something/someone that you are unresponsive.
1) Josephine was laying on the couch doing nothing because she was mind dead.
2) Alexi was on the couch watching a TV show on her tablet in a state of mind deadness.
3) Jonah killed Tina's cat and Tina was so mad that she was mind dead.