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A man’s limp Richard after spreading mannaise on his lady’s beaver box.
“Me and the missus pokey, prickled, and gooed all night, then I went to bed with a dead skunk.”
Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!
Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!
One of the most innovative and entertaining horror films ever made. Directed by acclaimed director Sam Raimi in 1981, this movie has accumulated an army of fans over the years. This film goes to show you that not only do they not "make em' like they used to" but directors don't need fancy effects and a multimillion dollar budget to make a quality film. If you are into zombie movies, or are a horror movie buff, or have always wanted to see a woman raped by a tree this movie is right up your alley.
Horror movies today are nothing compared to classics like Evil Dead
A girl who doesn't move while having sex and let her partner do all the job.
1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.
2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.
3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.
The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding
awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated
when ur dead and need to be revived because you haz le ray gun
ur dead nan makes good cake now succ