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When a guy is spooning his significant other and pushes them off the couch with their dick.
My girlfriend was being annoying so I dick punted her off the couch.
A person who is temporarily possessed by a demonic spirit which causes them to draw penises, in various states of erectness, on whatever canvas may be available at the time; ie. dusty cars, computer screens, windows, etc.
Dammit! Look at the giant penis on my car window. The dick devil is at it again.
When a girl does some bullshit and you get back at her.
I can't give her Jerry the dick man, her friends are way older than me.
Similar to thumb wrestling however both contestants use their penis to settle a debate.
I dick wrestled Jeremy for the last slice of pizza.
A remark some one says to something outrageous
Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
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A guy who made a promise to grind at the first reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and even cheated on his girlfriend, only to fail to live up to his promise. He was also beat at his own promise by a guy named CirclMaster.
CirclMaster: Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years
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