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An income that's less than $ 10000 a year. What the major percentage of the United States working population earns for a living.
Your friend: Hey did you check out Rob's new ride? It's off the hook.
You: Yeah I did. What I can't figure out is how he can afford a brand new Cadillac with only a single digit income. You know he's a bagger at Wallmart, he must have something going on on the side.
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When you get some girls number... used because there are 7 digits in a phone number... 10 if you get an area code...
Hey girl let me get 7-10 digits off of ya
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A type of lifestyle that is largely well-known nowadays. It is centered around the following tenets that:
1) You do not require or need a permanent home.
2) Everything can be achieved through online means.
3) YOU are the business. Without you, there is no business.
"Dave became a digital nomad and has henceforth been living his best life."
"Successful dropshippers are often digital nomads."
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A term one can use to excuse oneself from the face-time company of another for reasons of a burning desire to check your e-mail. You won't be comfortable in your conversation unless you check on your inbox for any immediately important messages that need attention. By "digitally freshening up", you have eased the unnatural frequent urge of wanting to peek at your iPhone in your important business meeting.
Before an all day business meeting begins, one person to another: "excuse me while I digitally freshen up, I'll be right back".
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A digital or mental infection transmitted via electronic medium. Includes viruses and very bad ideas that are given legitimacy byt repeated transmittion.
Bad ideas or mistruths which are given legitimacy by their repeated transmission to multiple parties are Digitally Transmitted Diseases of the psychological nature. Common and malicious virus transmitted by digital medium of any type is a Digitally Transmitted Disease.
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Digital Losers waste time online or use smartphones to stalk/harass people, because they're talentless debt-ridden morons.
Hey, why're you voting down definitions of jesuschristisnotreal on UD with your slacker friends during the weekday afternoon? You and you're friends are digital losers! Why're you getting offended over nonsense online and trying to cancel people on social media that lead productive lives? You must be a digital loser! Jessica and Allison are stalking a guy via driving around following him/texting their friends to follow the aforementioned guy that exposed them as FCs and reported their criminal behavior to the police. They must be digital losers!
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A group of retards comprised of:
- A leprechaun
- A bald garage dweller
- A homeless rapper
They are perhaps best known as an American disco group best known for their on-stage costumes, catchy tunes, and suggestive lyrics. Their best known song was released February 1978 titled "Macho Man".
I love this Digital Gangsters song!
DG, there's no need to feel down
I said, DG, pick yourself off the ground
I said,DG, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, DG, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys...
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