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People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.
The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.
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Most insane dog you'll ever meet. Get out of the way when SHUK-DOG is coming. He will make you cry with his "beat up brendan face" he also gets all the ladies with his "hot girl walking down the street face".
Facebook added him as a friend and he declined.
Shuk-dog: uhhhhhh.....uhh....fuck off, no one fucks with the shuk-dog
A significantly disparaging insult in the gaming world that suggests a lack of good character or courage.
You are a coward, a robot dog!
If you can’t eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.
The dog’s philosophy has been readily adopted by people all over the globe.
A dog that is somewhat neurotic but sweet and loving. She can not sit still but wants your attention all the time. She is super mushy at one point and then tries to smother you at another.
That luna dog is a LUNAtic, but I love her!
A three-way "spit roasting" sexual experience, specifically administered by two black men to a Caucasian woman; named after the Chicago "char-dog" hotdog, which is blackened on each end.
I hear Bryan filed for divorce after he caught two dudes from the neighborhood char-dogging his wife the other night!
Contrary to his name, the D-Dog is not actually a dog at all. Nor is he some form of tiger – despite what some funky logos would have you believe! He is in fact a human and a strange subsect of human at that. The technical term for such a sub species is Vocalis-mentalis-entertanium or in layman’s terms – the front man to a rock band.
Although a social animal, the D-Dog spends much of it’s time in relative solitude. He spends this time much like a monk….a monk who isn’t silent or in monastery or wearing any kind of robes-or anything at all in many cases- look at all that skin! - oh god this is a terrible analogy!
The D-Dog’s seeming ability for bad time keeping is a long standing trait of all wizards – wow, the evidence is really mounting now! Whoa! Did you see that?! How does he do it? Hmmmm magic!
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