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It's that guy who came to town riding on a small horse, stuck a feather in his hat and in a silly, and in a possibly ill informed manner named that feather after an Italian pasta dish.
Guy 1: "Yankee doodle came to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni!"
Guy 2: "My good chap I find it quite silly that you think a song with such silly lyrics is a song you find yourself unironically silly, the thought of naming a feather in one's hat after an Italian pasta is so preposterous that I-"
Guy 1: "Ayo dickhead, the song's two-fucking-hundred years old."
A sexual maneuver that can be performed by opposite or same sex couples. Sometimes this can also be performed in group sex scenarios.
A member of the party sticks their non-lubricated index finder into the anus of their sexual partner and calls it macaroni. After a few good pokes, and once there is an ample amount of shit on the index finger, you forcefully remove it (the Yankee) and finger paint with it on your partners back (the Doodle).
You tryin to get a Yankee Doodle tonight bitch?
When you get a mcdouble and put a hot and spicy mcchicken in between the patties
Best way to get two different proteins in the same meal
Friend 1: wanna go to McDonald’s??
Friend 2: yeah what are u getting
Friend 1: a cock a doodle moo, duh!
When you masterbate with a marker and the cap is off.
If you can't get laid just doodle twat.
A nickname for a dog groom frequently associated with golden dooodles and similar poodle mix breeds. It's a 1.5mm 10 clipper blade from head to toe haircut.
Notably called so because many doodle owners are not informed about the incredibly high at home home grooming requirements their dog requires. The coat being neglected leads to deep and excessive matting which requires shaving underneath the mats to ethically and safely remove them.
"Luna has come in for their quarterly groom! Looks like it's the doodle special as usual!"
A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.
You're such a doodle port
Yupper doodles, another way of say yeah, heard. A shorter form of a much longer phrase
Yupper doodles, dude equals yepper man, man yepper peppers, man to the man to man to man yeppers.