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The great wall of China ain't no one can get flatter then her
dumb kid whos mom works as a stripper and lives on the streets.
aaron - "yo im finna ride the bus with eddie liu's metro card"
evan - "tf u do bro did u steal it from that retarded kid whos mom works as a stripper?"
aaron - "yes bro lets ride it with the homies
Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.
What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!
someone who tends to be good at everything he does
omg you can do everything! are you Eddie Tepper?
Edible marijuana that does not work very well
How was that edible marijuana, Fran.
Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.
the bald mf that gives notes while thinking about the girls on his soccer team
A very nice woman until Eddy showed up. She mixes the beans with one chancla and hits Eddy with the other one. All around nice lady, who has aged horribly because of Eddy. She has taught Eddy how to sit at home all day and play Fortnite. Yet she manages to get more dubs than he does. In conclusion Eddy's Mom is a true saint and should be proud for what she has done for our community, by keeping Eddy inside and away from society.
Wow you're mom must be Eddy's Mom, because you are a horrible person. You probably call her a piece of crap.