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I saw Joel at the track meet. He was pickin-em up, and puttin-em down"
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Phrase used to lull a person into a false sense of attaining a desired thing and then having it taken away before the person takes possession.
*A kid is laying flat on broken ice and his comrades are looking for a way to help him. A grizzly old man, whose land the children are trespassing on pipes in with his advice:
"Alright, give 'em the stick."
Kids lean out to extend the stick to the wayward lad.
"DON'T GIVE 'EM THE STICK!!!"
The kid drowns.
*Fensler Films - G.I. Joe P.S.A
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To perform horrible, unspeakable acts, such as massacring ten underperforming 'fighting dogs' by means of hanging and drowning and then think you can get away with it because of your super star status. After you have actually taken one minute to truly understand what hanging or drowning a defenseless dog with your bare hands would be like, you will proceed to make a profit from this horrendous act, whilst retaining your sports star status and then getting caught by the authorities.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
Fuckin' Michael Vick'd 'em
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A category of Red Zebra; someone who uses this phrase is emphasizing that they would prefer to return to their home instead of being there. Not to be confused with ' took em' to the zoo ' but rather it is a euphemism for a mild case of being home sick.
Person 1: What type of Red Zebra are you?
Person 2: Oh god, send em' to the zoo.
Term popularized by rapper “talk2embankroll” meaning when someone was talking tough before, but now their silent when they are losing
Tre: you was talkin tuff before what happened
Don: I don’t know you won ig
Tre: TALK TO EM BANKROLL
You keep talking smack, you must wanna get ‘em up or something.
same thing as smh, just typed out and even more disappointed.
-created by abigail LM
the freak man, that's not nice, ess em eych