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not making any english

Similar to not making any sense, "not making any english" means that the writer/speaker is not making any sense probably due to incorrect grammer/word usage.

Re-wording of the sentence might improve the clarity at hand.

Joe: Tim, your'e not making any english.
Tim: Ah, sorry man ! I will re-phraze that

by byronwhiteson December 29, 2009


english muffin top

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.

There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.

by ilackabettername August 04, 2012


olde english 800

its a type of 40 that consists of malt liquor

yo, i'm about to go pick up an old english 800

by Balls McCgee March 09, 2005


New York English

A distinct brand of English spoken especially in the NYC metropolitan area, including the buroughs (excl. alot of Manhattan, full of transplants), Long Island, parts of upstate, and a great deal of New Jersey and Connecticut.

Those who portray it as low-class or ugly, forget that some of the finest speakers of the English language, including Robert Rinero and Christopher Walken, have thick New York accents.

Some features it is known for were previously common, but are now disappearing (such as pronouncing "girl" as "goil" which noone except very old men does anymore).

One of the most widespread features is pronouncing the "a" in words Kerry and carry seperately. Most Americans pronounce the short a in words like "carry", "Larry" "vary", and "marry" with an e, giving them the same vowel as "berry".

A slightly less common, but still widespread feature is an additional vowel not used in General American English, often written as "aww. In words like "caught", "long", "off, and sometimes even "dog" or "fog" are pronounced with the lips more rounded into an o-like a. Most Americans and Canadians as well just pronounce it with a long a, as in "father".

One feature that's still easy to find, but not necessarily the norm anymore, is r-dropping, as in other Northeastern US accents, pronouncing "here" and "there" "hee-uh" and "theh-uh". Many of those that don't drop the r at least soften it, or only drop it in some words while speaking quickly.

Some famous speakers of New York English include:
Marlon Brando
Joe Pesci
Donald Trump
Robert Dinero
Christopher Walken
Many many good MC's
Rudy Giuliani

by d.c.r.n.y.c. October 30, 2009


english 10 at prisms

The worst experience one can face with the english language

English 10 at prisms was so bad, that orange man started to sound better.

by tseriessupporter May 02, 2019


English Teacher in Korea

1. A person who is a native English speaker that have failed in all aspects of life back home and moved to Korea to teach English. Usually quite obnoxious too.

2. A loser.

Remember David? That guy who never graduated high school. He is now an English teacher in Korea.

by CookDane June 03, 2018


English Tea Time

A sexual maneuver.

First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.

Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.

by The Shwastitute July 07, 2013