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has an awful foot fetish , will beg you for feet pics
“dude evan rosa just snapped me”
“ he is definitely asking you for feet pics”
“ yo what the fuck”
Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.
person: “is it a bird”?
“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”
Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:
"Nothing that only men like is cool."
Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."
Chad: "So?"
Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
ye uh they got that emo sexy look and lowkey gorgeous eyes.
super miss understood, needs a friend update, scared of being alone but terrified of letting someone in.
someone u would want to spend a lifetime with, and who you'd want by your side through everything, weak but strong at the same time but someone who feels to many things and is too fogiving...
someone i need im my life but i know im going to lose.
If you know him, keep him.
If you want him, tell him.
hurt him, and i'll hurt you.
when hes hurt, my heart bleeds.
If there was a train coming, id push him out of the way so it'd take me instead.
I love you but you need to stop chasing people who dont feel the way i feel about you. Even if its not me, find someone who really loves you for who you are
Kyler Evans is my everything...
A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.
Player 1: omg this kid is so good!
Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
You- "Hey EVAN MASON"
The cunt - "my names josh"
You- "suuuuuuure"
A young camp boy who loves to play around when no ones looking. He is always relaxed in a slouch position. But if you happen to give him a push he will get fast.
Oh boy isnt he just a Evan Manning