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Cutest person ever

The cutest person is Rithy of course :D

“Wow rithy is the cutest person ever... can I hold his hand omg”-teddy

by FroggyRibbit April 11, 2021


Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.

Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.

by hawke4me May 5, 2024


if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.

If I ever find you

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.

by Aurelius Vicque August 28, 2023


The best most amazing person ever

Aleron

Aleron is just the best most amazing person ever

by imjustsoup November 9, 2021


Worst approach ever

Typically used to describe an approach leading to a crag slightly steeper than average, or at worst a mild inconvenience.

Why have we taken this route, this is the worst approach ever!

by Real Human Person August 18, 2020


Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?

Usually used when referring to an individual that has more than one sexual partners or when encouraging someone to have multiple sexual partners

"Beatrice is dating Connor and David at the same time", said Amanda
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany

by Marshi_mellowie February 28, 2023


Joshua/the best person ever

Josh is the coolest of kids! He does NOT deal drugs with his grandma, no matter what anyone else says! If his last name is Hannington, he is the most amazing person you would ever meet! He usually loves penguins too.

Joshua/the best person ever is cool

by Josshshhahshsh November 24, 2019