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Another word for 'queef' (when air is released from the vagina, making a farting noise), which is classier and could be used in everyday conversation.
-"Oh! What was that noise?"
-"I'm sorry, I had to lady fart"
-"I heard that she could lady fart on command!"
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When a woman is very flagellant and she passes gas knowing that the other person smells it but still does it anyway
When her ass is really loose due to hardcore anal. tonight you must eat a lot of broccoli out of my girlfriends ass. Wow that taste really yummy fart girl
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When someone farts into a cushioned seat without lifting a cheek thereby injecting the air directly into the cushion which then causes the cushion to retain the fart odor long after the offending Farter has risen.
It is inconsiderate, and disgusting, and strictly prohibited by those who know what it is.
My brother injectile farted into my sofa, causing it to smell of a fart for days.
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When you go to take a poop and only a fart comes out.
Scott: Billy did you shit your pants in there or what?
Billy: No, I was only taking a fart.
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Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.
"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"
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An application for a mobile phone that does nothing more than flatulence sounds. It also generally describes any mobile phone application that is overpriced and useless.
Check out this fart app I bought for my iPhone!!! This has premium fart noises.
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The one or more smaller farts that occur within seconds after busting huge ass
Bill ripped a huge one and thought he had to after fart but he ended up shitting his pants
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