Polishing the floor board

Eating a shaved pussy

what you doing tonight?

Polishing the floor board.

your what?

I eating her shaved pussy.

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Wisconsin Floor Buffer

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.

Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?

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Floor Gang Oouh!

A cry made by PewDiePie to sympathise the Floor Gang

If you’re ceiling gang you’re bad. FLOOR GANG OOUH! FLOOR GANG OOUH!

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Lay on the floor with dogs

Reference made to positioning one's self around an unsavory or seedy character that may eventually lead to harm.

If my Daddy knew that I hung out with Ralph he would have surely told me, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas. It's just a matter of time!"

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Blood On The Dance Floor

The definition of someone raping your ear with shitty music.

Person 1: Hey what are you listening to?
Scene dumb ass: Blood On The Dance Floor.
Person 1: *beats the shit out of scene dumb ass*

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pouring water on the floor

Nonsense, used when you have nothing else to say or when something is nonsense.

"Awkward silence" Hmmmm pouring water on the floor

"What did you say?" Ahhh, its just pouring water on the floor.

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blood on the dance floor

An electronica band started by Dahvie Vanity. Vocals aren't the best and all the songs are about sex (even the ones that aren't originally - like Mad Rad Hair - end up referencing it) but they're all catchy as hell. Worth a listen if you're into the whole scene crowd.

That Blood on the Dance Floor song has been stuck in my head all day! But just listening to the screaming makes my vocal chords hurt.

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