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duck

1; something you say when you don't want to say anything back
2; something you say when you can't think of something to say back

1; person 1: hey! dude! i just banged yer mum!!
person 2: duck.
2; teacher: so what's the answer, billy?
student: umm, duck?

by gnrfever August 01, 2011


Duck Arse

8 out 10 Proctologists agree that a duck arse is commonly associated with woman and are usually larger than a Booty but smaller than a Toyota Echo. Symptoms include an abnormaly upright strutting woman with a large bulbus ass pertruding from spandex or stretched jogging pants.

Yo that chick heading out for a dip is going to displace some serious H2O with that DUCK ARSE, ya heard!

by T-DawG November 24, 2004


throws ducks

Throws wobbly football passes

Peyton manning throws ducks... Touchdown ducks.

by DucksDisaster December 19, 2015


Feeding Ducks

v. dating, but one or more of the parties involved claims it isn't dating

Girl 1: America said they went on a date but Iggy said they didn't

Girl 2: It wasn't a date. They were just feeding ducks

by hahahailuvyouguys June 26, 2012


kiss a duck

Shut the fuck up!

Man: "you've had enough to drink"
Woman: "kiss a duck"

by Ndugu Flaco November 25, 2017


duck cunt

because a female duck only has one hole for pissing, shitting, and laying eggs it is very dirty hole so a very filthy vagina would be a duck cunt

eeew it smells like duck cunt in here

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 27, 2014


Disco duck

(noun)
A person who knows a lot about music from the 60s, 70s, and 80s, but nothing about current music. This term is most often used with scorn.

The old DJ at the party was a real disco duck, he played only his favorites and none of the songs that the kids knew.

by nuckinfutz May 01, 2006