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When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
meaning someone is 'young', or inexperienced at something
Dude that Girl is Hottt!
Shes only 15 man, Fresh from the Crèche. Dont go there.
An inside joke within the Mendes Army. On the If I Can’t Have You comment section, this phrase is widely used. During the first few minutes of the video’s release, many poles commented Kisses from Poland, Poland loves you, Hugs from Poland, etc. Fans from other countries also commented this and it became a thing.
“Hey! Did you watch the IICHY music video yet?”
“Heck yeah! Kisses from Poland”
“Lol! Mendes army rocks!!” ✌🏻
An affirmation for the beginning something beautiful, that primarily in the last quarter of the year.
Aubrey started from the autumn and now we are here.
Escape from Tarkov is a hardcore shooter where you lose all your items if you die in the game. Made by Battlestate Games, your objective is to build your "Hideout" (which is your base) and level up your level. You can also trade with many traders and do quests to gain items and xp points. There are 2 main factions you choose when you first start the game USEC, an American PMC, and BEAR which is a Russian PMC. There is also a sub-faction called "Scavs" there people are former PMC contractors which have left on their own path. You can collect items with them but won't lose your current gear if you die with them. Theres a 30 minute cooldown after you die or leave raid as a Scav.
Many veterans of the game say the game is fucking shite and gives you PTSD but they still play it because it's "fun". Many new players which are called "Timmies" have obnoxiously bad aim and survival times but always carry their most expensive gear into raid.
The game normally costs around €40.99 but can be on sale in holidays. There are 4 different editions of the game which are more expensive but give you better loot and more storage space in your stash.
There are many jokes in the game, mainly the (head, eyes) phrase which refers to when you die painfully by one shot to the eyes, the most hard to protect vital spot in EfT. There are countless of "Crutch Weapons" and "Rat guns" but the game overrall is pretty much balanced. Rat spots are places no one expects a player to be yet there is one.
John: Yo wanna play Escape from Tarkov, just got a MP7 from a timmy in labs
Paul: I lost everything in the game and can hear footsteps in my sleep please help.
Daddy Prapor my love uwu
Is a rare type of human who always gets themselves into huge mistakes and mange’s to get out of them 99.99% of the time .They also sound like Ariana grande when they laugh but, just another unique thing about them. Besides being slow .They have a huge addiction with Starbucks (they approximately go at least 3 times a day but had been rumored to go more )and are very extra .
Wow why is she being such a Scarlett from BHS today .
The funny ha ha man that say the funny word
Spy from tf2
Oh it’s spy hi spy
(Spy from tf2) spy from tf2
(Pyrodog) your gay and you like men everyday
(Everyone) shut the fuck up pyrodog
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