German Occupation

Where a German Man has anal sex with a Polish women, to symbolize the "German Occupation of Poland". Following that, the women must wear a strap-on and attempt to give the male anal sex, as the male must punch her in the face and fight. This is to show Poland's failed attempts at fighting back against the German's. As the third and final act, an American man must preform vaginal sex to the women, after beating up the German man, to symbolize America's help in the freedom of Poland from Germany. The third act may also be preformed with a Russian Man instead of an American man. During this whole "time", the German man must have his arm raised in the Nazi Saluting Position and scream "Heil" in the salute to Hitler.

Hans : Did you sleep with that Pollock last night?

Axel : Yes, there was German Occupation for some time, but an American showed up and ruined it all.

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german kissing

Using a lot of tongue and rubbing a teddy bear

Hey aimee, i heard that guy last night was german kissing you with his favorite teddy bear
"ya dez, it was insane."

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German Breakfast

the man fills the womans vagina with cum,then they both eat cereal out of it.

"me and the wife had a good old fashioned German Breakfast."

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german bitch

The act of fucking a girl from behind, then killing her with your elbows.

"How did you mom die?"
"Someone killed her by givin her a German Bitch

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German Clergy

Shoving your entire face in someones ass cheeks.

I just gave her a German Clergy

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Nazi German

A Nazi of German descent

Guy 1: "Hey look at that Nazi his hair is so blonde and he's so tall"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a Nazi German"

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German Handshake

Quite similar to The ever popular "shocker", the german handshake offers not two in the pink and one in the stink, but one in the pink and four in the stink. This form of greeting people was banned and later outlawed in germany shortly after the end of world war 2, and looked upon as a taboo greeting, used only by dirty minded old german men in cheesy pornography.

"Guten Tag Fräulein!" insert four fingers into stink, one thumb into pink and shake hand rapidly to make the German Handshake

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