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Brittish slang for a monacle, inspired the Beatles' song, Glass onion.
Looking through a glass onion
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To ejaculate upon the eyeballs of a passed out person. Seimon will dry, given the time of the intoxicated indivisual. in the morning, when they awake, they will not be able to open their eye lids. Glass eye.
"Sonova bitch passed out on my couch!" said Paul.
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"
And tada, there is a moral to this...
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A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles.
Mum: "Benny, why don't you go and join the local chess club?"
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."
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An effect that can occur during an LSD trip where the user sees the world in a similar way to how one would in a video/photograph taken through a fish-eye lens (or from inside a glass onion).
Man last night i was tripping balls. One minute i was in my room listening to The Beatles, the next i was in another world looking through a glass onion
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An indoor basketball court. Particularly with glass backboards hence the name "glass" house.
Perfect day at the glass house!!!
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The act or process of two people simultaneously defecating on the saran wrapped face of a willing and able third party.
After consuming copious amounts of Mexican food, my bro and I decided to give a female the glass menagerie
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A gay cunt who thinks he looks good but he just looks like a gay wannabe model
Hey did u see that guy with the fake glasses, he must like it up the ass
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