Throat Goat

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My Homie Throat Goat

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Bust a Goat

Taking a shit that is so epic that you need to tell others about it in great detail. Usually the shit smells like a barn animal.

"Dude, I ate at Taco Bell last night and I hat to bust a goat this morning. I was in the bathroom for 20 minutes and had to actually cut the session short because it smelled hog just after feeding time!"

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pygmy goat

You the GOAT and cute. Cute af and also GOAT. Basically you’re the god damn queen/king of it all.

David Beckham isn’t just the GOAT, he’s Pygmy GOAT. Because he’s fine and the GOAT soccer player.

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goat knobber

A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)

That Luke Williams is a prize goat knobber...

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Mountain Goat

An ugly ratchet hoe

Person 1: Yo, did see Hailey today?
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.

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goat pebbles

The act of pushing really hard to take a dump and only a few tiny turds in the shape of goat pooh comes out and sinks to the bottom of the toliet.

Damn, I pushed for 30 minuets on the can and only got goat pebbles.

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Sea Goat

The act of waking up a sleeping friend by smearing chunky peanut butter on one's scrotile sack, then frosting the peanut butter covered sack in beach sand.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.

Dude 1: hey! Dude2 is sleeping. How should we wake him up?
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!

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