When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.
Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?
Clark:No wtf is that
Joe:*Goose egg*
Clark: Awee wtf man
1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.
1) Granto the geeble goose took on an svt contour motor swap and failed hard.
My girlfriend is on the rag, so I guess I will just bag the goose.
A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.
Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.
I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.
joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s canadian. he also loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel like boys bc he’s a goose grenade