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To fuck the living shit out of a girl.
I horse pounded some girl last night
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a regional dish of central Kentucky, especially popular in the city of Lexington.
The sandwich is made by placing a quarter-pound slab of grilled horseflesh, shredded iceberg lettuce, smoked gouda cheese, pickles, and worcestershire sauce on a sesame seed bun.
The sandwich can be bought with a $5-bill; no more, no less.
If I ever see Willie Nelson downtown, I'm gonna whip his ass. That bastard is tryin' to get between me and my horse sandwich!
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Edd the horse: When you are in the doggy style position during anal sex you give the girl two rusty hooks and thrust hard into her.
Last night I tried Edd the horse on Beth and she kicked like a horse.
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A girl who is so weird you think at any second she might bite you.
person 1: that new girl in science is such a horse girl
person 2: i know, it really scares me
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Girls that ride and love horses. ALL CRAZY and not the cool kinky kind. They will come to meet you at college and hookup with your roommates
Buddy: Did you hook up with that horse girl?
Me: I don’t know. I got really drunk once she started hitting on your brother.
Buddy: oh yeah by the way you owe me 5 beers
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it's practically horses that race on a track with each having a rider on their back. And people gamble, by betting on which horse will win.
let's go watch the horse racing race.
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The side portion of a persons leg that is exposed while seated on the toilet. This includes (but is not limited to) the lower calf, the thigh and the outer butt cheek. Named after its resemblence to the rear side portion of the equine species. Often the first sight of someone who opens an occupied bathroom door that should have been locked.
(roomate opens bathroom door, only to find his housemate having a bowel movement)
-"DUDE! Lock the door when you're taking a dump. No one wants to see your horse portion!"
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