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When you masterbate into the corner, and then cry for three hours.
I’ve been so lonely lately, I pulled a Jay Harris today. Now I need more tissues.
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You shouldn't have to look up the muthafucka definition of Harry Styles because he and Louis Tomlinson are the number one gay couple in the system and you need to march your little ass over to tumblr because i don need to explain dis
i don need explain dis shit
its harry styles
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sex god
looks like sex
sounds like sex
smells like sex
bet my house my car and my stuffed giraffe he tastes like sex
girl: what do you want for your birthday?
girl2: i want harry styles to be my boy toy slampeice
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Popular, but sometimes forgotten singer in the 70's. Wrote several good songs including:
Taxi, Cat's in the Cradle, Danceband on the titantic, W*O*L*D* 30,000 Pounds of Banas, ...etc. Died nine years into his career when his car was hit in New York. Gave lots of money to charities.
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Cockey Rhyming Slang. Harry Monk, Spunk.
Harry on the Boat!
Spunk on your face!
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Urban and more realistic version of harry potter. Also known as Horny Pothead, he smokes pot, drinks and flies, and shags girls while wearing his "Anti-babymaking Coat". Uses wand as Bong. Also is Fucking Emo.
Current bounty: $500,000.
Appeared in many autobiographies:
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Crackheads
Harry Pothead and the Prisoner from Afghan
Harry Pothead and the Goblet You Desire
Harry Pothead and the Half-Stoned Prince
Horny Pothead: GOD I AM SO EMO.... (sobbing quietly)
Ronald Gaysley: wanna have emo sex harry pothead?
horny pothead: god u know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!
(EXPLICIT CONTENT)
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