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Don’t go to hockey so u can hang out w me
Well you know what they say girlfriend> hockey
a girl who signs up to ride the bus, take stats and fill the water bottles for their school hockey team. basically she just wants to flirt/screw the entire hockey team.
i wish i could be a hockey manager
The act of eating a Hamburger or circular lunch meat without the bun, using your fingers.
Bruno: You gonna eat anything at the baseball game?
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.
When you curve your cum intentionally to cum into a girls mouth and pussy at the same time and then you dick her down with a metal pole till she cums
Yesterday me and Avery did The Hockey cum, it was awesome.
People who think that they are better than everyone when in all reality they’re just simply not
They’re a yee hockey piece of cock
An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.
“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”
when you’re making out and your lips are sliding. the tongue simulates a hockey puck going in the goal.
“yoo dude, you were playing taco hockey with your gf weren’t you?”