Guch Hook

When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.

Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.

Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.

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Hook and gouge

Something A.D. did way, way back in the day when he would fight someone. We are still unsure of the exact meaning of "hook and gouge" but A.D. is very proud of these tactics.

If you have someone that is combative then jump in there and hook and gouge his ass!

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Hook Down

The noncommitment of a hookup but with little physical interaction.

"Ya me and this girl hooked down. She seems really intelligent and is good at conversation. It was a nice way to spend a half hour."

"Ya Derick is such a great hook down, he is such a good listener and totally respects my space. "

"Hook downs aren't a big deal, casual conversations happens all the time."

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junt hook

When someone sticks their finger up the ass hole and through to the vagina. If it is not specified who is doing the junt hooking it is your father.

I got junt hooked so hard last night I think the hole is permanent. (dad)
David junt hook me now!

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Hook up

I have absolutely no idea anymore. It's one of those ambiguous terms that could mean anything from making out to having sex. Its only purpose is to confuse everyone and evoke numerous debates.

Amelia: "Hook up is either getting off or sex."
Theo: "hook up just means sex..."
Amelia: "I'll prove it! Check Urban dictionary."

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hook nail

any one or all of your toenails that have hardened by fungus and overgrown to a point resembling a hook or a claw. it will scratch you if it gets near your legs or rip your sheets. Can also be seen ripping through a knee high or painted badly in flip flops. Usually includes a crusty thick skinned ashy foot

girlfriend: I'm so tired of your busted up hook nail rippin' up my Martha Stewart sheets you broke ass nigga

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Fanny Hooks

A mans fingers.

When lifting a large stone or piece of wood with others, "Here, get your fanny hooks around this."

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