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A man-made landmark, building or anything that is built by humans (not something that is formed naturally). Housing areas and parks are examples of human features including urban areas.
The Eiffel Tower is a human feature in France because humans built it and it wasn't formed naturally
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It's that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and they lie down on the floor.
Did you see those human bathmats at New York's hottest club, Slash?
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Individuals who approach one on the street with unsolicited literature or requests, such as free newspapers, The Big Issue, flyers, requests for money, 'Charity Muggers', religious apologists, petition carriers, etc. These individuals in Britain have replaced the now banned practices of cold calling, email spamming and junk mailing, as the only thing charities/companies don't need permission for any more is invasion of personal space and public harassment.
"I am late because I had to do the Human Spam Slalom down the high street."
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simialar to the game "biscuit" where a number of males ejaculate on a peice of toast.
morgan lisik "human biscuit"
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AKA Meyu Hineymern.
Neo-Humanism is a lesser known religion/philosophy created by two individuals known to me only as The Philosopher and Jeydehn.
The main rules are as follows:
1.) Do not impose your culture and ways on others, but if they so seek your knowledge, you are obliged to teach them.
2.) Perception is everything.
3.)The only good is kindness, the only evil is hurt.
4.) Good exists only because of its contrast from evil. Evil exidyd only because of its contrast from good.
5.) Killing in the name of your god is the highest sin.
6.) There is enough wrong in this world without you being here. Strive to make a positive influence.
7.) "I think therefore I am"- this saying explains that anything which thinks exists. But does everything that exists think?
8.) Religion is philosophy on drugs.
9.) Every number is equal to One, Zero, and Infinity.
10.) Death is the worst thing that this world has to offer you; every other fear is an illusion. Once you have mastered the fear of death, you have mastered life.
11.) Magik, prayer, and meditation are one in the same.
12.) Earth is but one of the few bubbles of life in the black seas of infinity. We were not destined to travel far- and yet it is are primal instinct to do so.
13.) Both your brain and heart hold your inner truth. Follow them.
I follow these rules and in doing so am a Neo-Humanist.
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An Apple product that is part human, part centipede, part web browser, and part e-mailing device. Unveiled by Steve Jobs on "South Park" Season 15 Episode 1. Usually made of people who don't read the terms and conditions on iTunes.
Bro: "What's up, Dogg?"
Dogg: "Not too much, Bro. Where's Guy?"
Bro: "Ah, he caught a bad break. He didn't read the terms and conditions when he downloaded Justin Bieber's latest song off iTunes and accidentally agreed to be part of a Human CentiPad."
Dogg: "Ouch, that's a tough break. I've got to say though, he sort of deserves it for listening to The Bieb. That guy blows something awful."
Bro: "Yeah, totally, what a chode."
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A woman(possible a male) who's only value to others is to be fucked. These people are to be treated like a condom. The penis is inserted into an orifice, ejaculation occurs, then the penis is removed and the woman is discarded. Just like a condom.
An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.
A woman of little or no value.
*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.
Patricia is such a human condom. I used her last night and threw her ass out before I went to sleep.
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