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When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.
A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard
When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.
My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
Unshaven vagina
She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.
Its when some dude with fur on his face that your dating starts getting on your freaking NERVES
Stop putting my hood over my face, its getting all weird in the beard!
When a man's facial hair grows in patches of different colors.
Jeff's has a blonde mustache, black neckbeard, and red patches near his chin. He's got epic rainbow beard going on.
Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis
Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm
Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden