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Occurs when one man spreads barbecue sauce (preferably Bull's Eye) on another man's scrotum. The man who spread the sauce then proceeds to lasso the scrotum to the point where the blood stops flowing to the penis, thus forming a tip resembling that of a cowboy's hat.
Hey Johnny, you should really watch out for the penis cowboy. I've heard of some weird things going on at that place.
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A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.
Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole
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someone who cant ride, who loses you money down the bookies when you feel the horse should have won
I would be a grand up if it was not for that cowboy
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When a person is strapped face down to all four corners of a bed with whips and is then analy penetrated by a horse
Oh man, this chick was riding me all night and wouldn't stop, so I gave her a naughty Cowboy
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( an insult used between men only): to metaphorically speaking ' grow an extra pair of balls' and take one's responsibility like a grown man
Teenage son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant, what do I do?
Father: cowboy up Peter. And by the way I am busy ( slams door in son's face)
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A game played between two people. The object of the game is to take off all your clothes and see who can lick the other person all over the fastest. Quite possibly the hottest game ever invented.
Dustin told us that he overheard his sister talking about playing the cowboy game with her friend.
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A dick so tough it has the ability to go commando in jeans.
Teacher: Derek, are you going commando again in jeans?
Derek: Yeah duh, I have a cowboy dick!
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