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A Ford Transit van. One of the most coolest vans in the world. IT’S NOT A KIDNAPPER VAN ITS A WORK VAN. Also, FORD TRANSIT, FORD TRANSIT, DRIVING AROUND IN THE RACE TRACK 😤
Hey mate, nice Ford Transit MK7. Not cool but still something.
Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled
Whenever I’m trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled
meah ford is sofias bestfriend and always will be meah is in love with many guys like mango and gold or even peach but peach is such a flop she needs a bf but unfortunately she hasn’t gotten one which is kinda depressing maybe it’s bc she is flat anyways she is going to marry mango ily x
meah laura ford is going to marry mango
A place where overly petty bitches need to go to lessen their petty ways.
Karen needs to check into the Petty Ford Clinic
One of the bestselling trucks in the industry, not very reliable tho.
Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle
Because she has a twin sister
And you got confused and fucked her dad?
Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-150
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This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.
“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”
“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
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A person who is better than everyone at everything. He gets all the lady’s. He is better than Lucia.
Ford my name is better than Lucia.
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