Mariel Jones

A Female. Usually very sexy. Often times men will describe her as the most sexable girl, but the hardest to get in bed. When a male dreams of girl with large brests covered in chocolate milk they are said to be dreaming of a mariel jones. The ultimate hot girl with all the fetishes of a hot guy.

Dude that girl is such a mariel jones look how hot she is.

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tyler jones

a creepy lad, that sells you second hand curries from the end of your bed.

person 1: bro
person 2: bro
person 1: tyler jones was selling me that curry again :/

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mac jones

a person who grabs your ankle without your consent

"He grabbed my ankle last night. He's such a Mac Jones" -Jennifer

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jesus jones

It's not jesus, its his brother.

Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lindsay Jones

(née Tuggey)
The baddest bitch to grace the internet. Married to the shouty dude from Rage Quit.
She is hysterical and brilliant and amazing in every way. Hard working and dedicated to her job.

Employee at Rooster Teeth, general manager of Achievment Hunter, and voices the lead character Ruby Rose in the anime series RWBY as well as other characters Rooster Teeth have created.
She's pretty boss.

Not to mention gorgeous.

"You hear Lindsay Jones is pregnant?"
"Yeah dude isn't it awesome?!"
"The world is not ready for this god of a child."

"You know who I hope is having a great day?"
"Lindsay Jones?"
"Yeah."

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Steven Jones

Steven Jones is a man with a really thick Welsh accent and a mad hairy beard which can turn any man gay then but then back to being straight since the kiddy fiddler is behind them.

Steven's most iconic lines is "WHO'S COATS THAT JACKET" and "GET OUT THE CANTEEN"

Some Peasant : OI, sir can we do a practical today?
Steven Jones : OI CUNT SHUT IT, now back to evolution.
Some other Peasant : THAT'S FALSE GOD AND FLAT EARTH IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!!

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Alex Jones

An angry tomato who somehow found his way onto a stage and was given a tv show and host of infowars, Alex Jones is known for believing frogs are gay because of chemicals (spoiler alert they were always gay), shouting at grieving parents, being unable to grasp simple concepts like empathy, and for making ads for anything and everything toxic masculinity

I just found out Steve watches infowars, no wonder he’s turning into an angry tomato like Alex Jones.

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