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He needs some milk and some brown sauce be careful tho he will yeet your mums feet
Person 1: look its jacob H
Person 2: HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
he who has the biggest choda and takes the children at night. He is asoceated with people such as pEppa pIG and Babby Choda
Cole: Shoot i died, fuck my life
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!
A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.
I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.
A president who cant say numbers correctly
Kim:There are 7 100.
50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma
He is handsome, kind, loving to his family ,friends and fans. His Smiles light up the room. He is an amazing singer and actor he deserves the world and more.
Chosen Jacobs is "the chosen one and protect him at all cost"
The embodiment of god, a myth known only by a select group of powerful men and women, it is said those who worthy of meeting Jacob Cardinal are blessed with great wealth and power.
I pray to Jacob Cardinal before eating.
Trash/ pos/ dick/bitch/ pussy ass nigga/cunt bag/ man slut/ cum guzzling, gay, back stabbing, herpes carrying whore
There are so many Jacob Pennington’s in this world.
Jacob Pennington is the definition of all these things. Smh. Bitch ass.