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A bedroom experiment gone wrong!
You should have swallowed you dumb bitch, now the world is infested with cancer!
=Jake Pauls parents
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hot jake is some one that loves licken sweat of linemans ball sack after a long day at work
im going to hot jake my boss today
found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)
person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
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the biggest loser you will ever meet. he is very mean all the time and can't let anything go. if you have a jake in your life i feel very bad for you.
person: hi jake
jake: im still mad at you
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A YouTuber who thinks he is “savage.” His channel hasn’t be deactivated yet. When he talks your ears bleed. I DO NOT RECOMMEND WATCHING.
Jake Paul: “ITS EVERYDAY BROOOO”
Small child: “My ears!!!! They’re bleeding!!”
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An online sketch comedy series featuring two Collegehumor co-workers. Jake is a calm, "cool" guy who sits across from Amir, a wierdo fascinated with everything Jake does. The videos include ongoing inside-jokes, questions and words from previous episodes. They have their own site, jakeandmir.com.
'"Have you seen the new Jake and Amir video?"
"Yea, man. That shit was hilarious."
"So ace!"
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Jake Paul is a retarded, cancerous and suicidal YouTuber who makes mentally sane people cringe so hard that face bones break, muscles tear and in extreme cases (like in the song "Its every day bro") he may cause cancer or even AIDS.
The only people that like or support him are retarded 5-12 year old girls that we put in insane asylums and call them "Jake Paulers", and these people are generally the most dangerous patients.
Jake Pauler: BRO DID U S33 THAT LITT DAB ON HIM JAKE PAUL I$ THE D3NKEST
Everyone else: *cringes beyond belief and commits suicide so Logan Paul can vlog on them*
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