A response to someone being annoying, frustrating and/or jarring.
When your landlord is demanding rent but you spent it on bag
"Jar me later"
Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful
dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me
That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
Alternate name for the female gentalia.
''Dude, I totally put my Pork Sword in her Bean Jar...''
Waiting to drop money into a tip jar until the person/people you are tipping are looking on, thus ensuring they witness your act of generosity. Not to be confused with "jar paws".
"The cashier had her back turned when I took out my tip money, so I totally jar paused."
the type of girl that will scrape a jar after the mix is cooked off ; the smell of the ether is what attracts them. Typically located in Hillsboro Ohio
when I am out shaking a bottle there is always jar fly's swarming about