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Jesse McCartney

an ugly blonde haired idiot who can't sing and has no talent once so ever and who has 12 year old girls going crazy.

girl 1: omg jesse mccartney is just so hawt omg!
girl2: no he's no u are obviously blind u stupid idiot.

by blue_orchid August 7, 2006

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jesse is right

Jess is always right no matter what

Jesse is right, Sam is not

by Ehhdhshehsysgw February 26, 2019


jess jeffery

Jess Jeffery is a talented athlete who is good at all sports, as well as being an amazingly likeable person. This may be due to her commendable modesty in light of her many achievements or maybe down to her un-assumed beauty - she is a real stunner! As she is so GORGE-OUS she will undoubtably grow up to be very successful and admired by all that are lucky enough to meet her.

"Oh my god, I WISH I was Jess Jeffery!"

by uknowwhoiamxoxo October 7, 2014


Taswell Jesse

A freak of nature whom abuses what he has and ends up with nothing after his what are of thinking on being cool

You Be such a Taswell Jesse

by ChizzMaster August 8, 2015


Jesse Jackson

The alias used by Jesse Pinkman when he was applying to rent a house in Breaking Bad Season 2 episode 5: Breakage.

"Just sign your name, which is what by the way?" "Jesse. Jesse Jackson".

by ThotDaddy69420 June 5, 2022


Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage February 26, 2012


Jesse Stuart

Hide your kids, hide your wife, because Jesse will rape them in the bum whole. Jesse like to hang out with rawiri Paulson and Ryan Bromage.

WTF, what is Jesse Stuart doing with that kid!

by Yeetdog2000 October 17, 2019